Today, I offer a suggestion to improve the sad and pathetic state of sports entertainment; the triumphant return of THE CIRCUS MAXIMUS.

Both John and Ree were reflecting on past events that appear to make less sense in retrospect, and so I contribute one of my own. I once stayed up an entire night debating with a group of like-minded banana-heads about reinstituting the ancient Roman competetition of Man vs. Beast. Inevitably, what began as just a light-hearted comparision of its obvious benefits to the economy and public at large developed into an individual competition to answer the age-old question-- "What animal could you defeat in hand to hand combat?" I am proud to say that in a unanimous vote, it is believed I can defeat an Emperor Penguin.

I have a clear vision of the new Circus Maximus: I see Michael Buffer announcing "Lets Get Ready to Rumble....." while in one corner waits a fighter and his trainer, in the other corner a rhinoceros...and his trainer. I've also decided the name of the venue at the epicenter of all this, imagine Pay-Per-View Events live from THE OTTO ARENA

So what were we talking about with the missions again?