This especially goes out to Joey, John, and the Brothers Fatone. Have you noticed that historically we have a predilection for developing new and innovative sports?

1. Sin-Ball- Contestants soak a regulation golf ball in acetone, set it aflame and then drive it towards a nearby church. Special points are awarded to direct contact with the church, and I believe top honors went to John, after he drove his fireball over the church in onto a busy throughway.
2. Boomerang Ceiling Fan Toss- Contestants fling items a of varying weights and sizes into a operating ceiling fan. Special points are awarded for return speed and overall creativity. Steve Fatone took special honors after shutting all the lights and throwing an entire gross of high bounce balls. Top honors were given to Joey, when in Jupiter Villas he tossed both a hardball and a softball. That fan was last heard to still have only two and a half blades.
3. 7 Yard Flotation Device Dash- Contestants attempt to cross an entire pool by running across the various inflatable tubes and rafts floating around it. I believe Steve Fatone holds the world distance record at about 3/4 of the way.
4. Clothes-Line Pulley Shake- Contestants attach a series of stuffed animals to a clothesline and then pulley them out over the backyard. The clotheline itself is than shaken vigorously to test which stuffed animal has the greatest gripping power. I believe it was Joey Fatone's gremlin Stripe that was grand champion. Or was it Baby Snots? Special Honors go to John Mastandrea for pioneering the idea few years prior with his rubber chicken.
5. Bottle Rocket Dodge- This particular contest requires two teams. Team 1 consists of two players who will ride in a tandem luggage cart and will represent the moving target. Team 2 consists of one player who will attempt to hit the moving target with live fireworks. Joey Mastandrea took top honors after inflicting a weeping burn on Steve Fatone's arm.
6. OpryLand Bannister Slide- Contestants vie for overall distance records by sliding down This Tennessee hotels multi-story hand-rails. Steve Fatone was undisputed champ.
7. Chud Bowl- I remember this game being related to American football, but just a bit stranger. It's played on a small grass yard surrounded by a wooden fence. Points are awarded for reassembling the fence everytime it's knocked down. Awards were also given out for the Worst Stench, the four categories were armpit, fart, ass, and breath. It was these aromas that inspired the "chud" in chud bowl.

I know I'm missing quite a few, so please feel free to add on this list. I think if we have an event, we might be able to host our own Olympics in 2008.