Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.
Tuesday, June 08, 2004
Okay, I know it seems like John and I can be repetitious on the Hate-Bush, but this epidemic is getting a little out of hand. Just minutes ago, I actually witnessed a grown man accuse George Bush of raising gasoline prices. The man laying the accusation was a bit unclear on exactly how the president accomplishes this feat, and so I was forced to imagine it myself. I picture George Bush sneaking out in the middle of the night and secretly changing the price signs at gas stations across the nation. Then he goes back to the White House and enjoys a hearty laugh at the crazy prank he just pulled. After all, gasoline prices have nothing to do with the controlling interests of OPEC, or Middle Eastern oil producing nations. Therefore common sense says, IT MUST be Bush raising the gas prices. I joined him in his tirade, I asked why were so lenient on him when he caused Hurricane Andrew?