Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Monday, June 28, 2004

Steve,
I agree that Steve Fatone should be awarded the gold in the 7 Yard Flotation Device Dash. He was the most accurate and had the top speed. HOWEVER, I believe the silver MUST go to Hershey and Twinkie (Aunt Phyllis and Janine, The Dynamic Duo)for their synchronicity, grace and poise. A pure masterpiece on the water, if you will. And finally, Grandma Betty should be recognized for her effort. She was the only participant in 2 categories, 1) 70 & Up and 2) Toeless.

And even though she would just lay in the flotation device screaming names of different men in terror, ("Henry, Harry, Earl, get me off this thing"), we must remember, we all have our own strategies and techniques. This may have been Betty's.

This one's for you Grams. (...fade to "We Are the Champions")
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