I believe we are overlooking a very important word we have yet to bring up.
DOUCHE. It has many meanings and derivations. I was very disappointed when it was not used in the national spelling bee last week when ahkbar passed out spelling persnickety in the final round. I feel DOUCHACIOUS would have been appropriate for the contest. It must have a spot in the encyclopedia. There is also pi, 3.14. A very important term. Well I must sleep.
Goodanita.
And yes john in the morning is when i make coffee.
for the bonus round.....what did grandma call her underwear?