Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Saturday, June 05, 2004

Joey, you win. I earlier posited (with not a small amount of pride) that you are not the only member of the family to have performed onstage abroad.

Steve has since pointed out that I'm not the only member of the family to have been humped by a gorilla in public.

He volunteered no details and I don't think I want any. I'll just withdraw my earlier assertion and quietly let the issue slide.

At some point I will post the full Gorilla Story -- make it part of the Encyclopedia Mastandrea which Steve has now started. I just need to be very careful in the telling -- it's so very... incriminating.
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