Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Friday, June 11, 2004

Lightning round: define mooligas.

Gladly.

mooligas-noun---1.The soft white doughy center in a loaf of italian bread. Mastandreas are often observed tearing it from its crust and dipping it in red sauce before consuming it.
"Vito, what's good to give a baby who is teething?" "Hmmm, give her some mooliga."
2. Small pieces of toilet tissue that that may separate and accumulate in or around the area being wiped clean.
"Vinny, what the hell are those white things?" "Oh boy, looks like mooligas"
3. Something one may find in the corner of a ferret cage, particularly around the litter plate.(also see Mookie-Turds) "Joey, would you please get rid of those mooligas before I throw up?

I got a few more words that require definition:
1. meat-pipe
2. beach glass
3. purgalosi
4. viola

I offer a second challenge to the truly brave, try to define and/or explain these frequently used phrases. The derivation may be necessary in some cases.

1. con elefante, con pony
2. high potential for liability
3. from underneath
4. hava cuppacawfee
5. in and out nobody ba ba.
6. B.T.J.