Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Wednesday, June 09, 2004

Steve. Always remember. If you cannot be traced back to a Mastandrea bloodline or deemed an honorarian by the governing faction dedicated to the procreation of the cranium then I would question who this information is read by. There are things people wouldn't understand, things they could't understand.

Capitch- A term used by the late Rosario Mastandrea to describe refuse wich we discard at the curb on a weekly basis. Removed by large men in the wee hours of the morning and showing no regard for anyone sleeping.

I have a word I would be intrested in seeing defined. Shtinkin-stash.

I would like to compile a dictionary of Cranial Slang as used by the mastandrea clan. An amalgam of Caravellas, Mastandreas and dare we include Fatones? They have large heads though maybe not in the physical sense of the word.