What's this? Plea bargaining? Steve's motion is granted: the charges are dismissed.

As for the spinach pizza: not to worry, I keep that well-protected. (Someday I have to post the nutsack-stretching tale of the Jupiter batting cage -- paging Doctor All-man!)

And speaking of medical procedures, I just got back from my MRI. I felt like a burrito in a microwave -- my cheese and bean filling got hot. I plan on pestering my doctor for a copy of the images. Expect a photo of my spleen to be posted here if/when I get those pics.