Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Sunday, December 05, 2004

Okay, with Alane and the boys out for the day, I went over to Guido's to help him get his Cristmas tree up and decorated. We wound up back at Stew's to get another tree-stand -- and, since we were there, another bottle of beverage. This time we picked up Chartreuse. French bastards... It looked like a giant bottle of Hai Karate. Drank a lot of it. Positioned the ornamental angel atop their tree ("ram the tree tip up her cooch!"). Watched Kay decorate, decorate, decorate. Ate cupcakes with Nutella as frosting. Now I need a nap.

Just slammed a 7-lb. chicken into the oven. I'm sure Alane and the boys will be home soon. Our tree is ready and lit -- the holiday season is here!

Where's the rest of that cognac?
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