John, you shouldn't curse yourself for overcooking the pork loin; instead just be grateful you didn't char the spinach pizza. I'm afraid Joe-maha's puntastic performance only elicits praise from me, but as a permanent member of the U.N. Security Council my vote means absolutely nothing.

Finally, I guess the image on every Mastandrea's mind was the monstrous and vile McDump that had to immediately follow that Quadruple McBypass Burger. Big and Cheesy indeed.