Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Friday, December 24, 2004

Santa Patrol has begun. Alane is busy wrapping presents. I'm guarding the Christmas tree's forward flank. And watching my Patricia Kaas "Christmastime in Vienna" video. Again. While sitting on the couch. Distressed that I've now finished all the vermouth.

Steve likes the new color scheme. He calls it "daydreams in the color of chianti." I call it "wonder what color I'll get if I change this HTML code to a random string."

BazzukaJoe worried aloud yesterday that being married to me has somehow damaged Alane. Hey, who's got the broken back around here?
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