Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Saturday, December 25, 2004

Ahhh. As I cut the Perugina Pannettone and was overcome with the urge to blog. Yum. Suddenly life is not so bad, and living in the midwest is almost bearable. I wouldn't know where to begin looking for lamejun, so if it's any good I don't want to know!

We're thawing after a few days of single digit temperatures and below-zero wind chills. For the benefit of the Florida syndicate, it is sunny and 36 degrees outside right now, with a 3 MPH breeze from the south and a relative humidity of 65%. We had a dusting of snow in November that melted pretty quickly, so the El Nino must be strengthening as NWS predicted. If it continues to strengthen it could be a warm and dry winter. That's OK by me, I hate to shovel snow and I don't even have a bad back!

Do the instuctions mention robot lubrication? Anything about using a dab of olive oil where moving parts meet? At least "first cold press" quality, I imagine.