Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Wednesday, December 29, 2004

I'm almost ready to unveil my proposed constitutional amendment. Not to give Nebraska a bicameral legislature -- I'm talking about fixing the federal constitution, baby!

Just a little more research... And a few more pain pills...