Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Wednesday, December 01, 2004

So I hear the Christmas lights are aglow at Spumoni South. The decorations were put up by Bazzukajoe under the direct supervision of Big Kahuna.

I wasn't there, and I don't have details but I do know this with absolute certainty: Joey did it wrong.