Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Wednesday, December 08, 2004

I don't do nostalgia television, and as a kid I never had the patience to actually watch an episode of Perry Mason, but there is clearly a Mastandrea connection (if you look hard enough). At the beginning of "The Case of the Soggy Sfogliatelle," the trial judge ruled against Mason's motion to suppress improperly-obtained prosecution evidence. Mason was angered by the judge's ruling and later described his reaction to his law partners:

"This degenerate judge thinks announces to the court that my motion was denied... So I looked at him..."

Uncanny, eh?