Okay, I'm starting understand why I've been in so much pain lately. These pictures kick ass! I think I can see my spleen from here!

That bright thing that goes down the center of the image and wants to get along unimpeded? That's my spinal column. That dark spot that erupts from between T8 and T9 and rubs angrily against the spinal column? That's the blown gasket.

The other images are just as shocking. My colon looks exactly like a delicatessen steam table. My pancreas has hands. And why didn't anyone tell me my ass was that fat?