Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Friday, September 08, 2006

Remember when Alane had the bizarre experience of being rebuffed when offering to help out at the local animal shelter? Well no wonder she didn't get any satisfaction! Turns out pound protocol calls for punching a cop in the head -- to show your disdain for the fee arrangement!

Ohioans must be very forgiving indeed.