Molly, you made me wonder: if a Mastandrea could have an appendage (other than a fist) attached below their chin, what would it be?

I made the mistake of posing that question to Frylock and Little Vito last night. Not only were the collective answers indicative of severe genetic abnormality, the whole IM conversation occurred during an act of horrific camera-phone cinematography.

BTW, my appendage of choice: salad tongs. Right there, under the chin. Eat the salad while shoveling the lasagna... without having to pick up the salad fork... Talk about multi-tasking.