Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

According to the Kashi website, the Roasted Almond Crunch granola bar is
Baked with a healthy sprinkling of crunchy, roasted almonds and rich, natural roasted almond butter, our Roasted Almond Crunch granola bars have 4g of Fiber and 6g of Protein.
Sound healthy? You bet. Likely to taste like construction-grade particle board? Oh yeah. But I have a box in the closet and this week... I made something happen.
Yum...
I took one of those unexciting and health-enhancing granola bars... And then I took a jar of decadent and artery-clogging Nutella and spread the stuff thickly over the little rectangles of conglomerate-rock...

And it was good.

Yeah, the health effects of each pretty much cancel out that of the other. But at snacktime, that's a secondary concern. A distant second.

You gotta love Nutella. It's like peanut butter, but with hazelnuts and cocoa instead of peanuts. And a lot of sugar. Oh baby.