Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Monday, September 18, 2006

So i return...... after a week of 95 degree DRY HEAT. It was hot, so hot I had swamp ass before i got out of the airport. It was a beautiful place. However it did not exceed the heat qoutient of Ft. Lauderdale on the 4th of July when we saw N'Sync on the beach. So i guess there is apoint to dry heat. It was cool at night though.
I would love to know what vito would like on his chin. haha
I think i would need a wire wisk. You know in case i need to wisk.

So Molly you don't like conference calls. I need to be on 2 a week. They are amusing. We discuss what people look like while we are on mute. Not so long ago we were on a new store opening conference call and someone fell asleep. We know they were because we could hear the snoring quite loudly. Conference calls are funny. It takes time to get down the cadence of when and how to speak. I laugh at every accent and every weird fluctuation in volume. Whats funny is when people think they are on mute but they are not and they say something nasty. I love that. I always imagine what it would be like to have my dad on a conference call.