Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Friday, September 22, 2006

That's it: I'm petitioning the court for a permanent injunction. Mastandrea-men getting their nails done is a situation that demands equitable relief; irreparable harm has already been done. Next thing you know, they'll be waxing their leg hair!

{Imagine trying to do that to Frylock; they'd need three people to pull the wax strip away -- and the pain would probably put him into cardiac arrest.)

And speaking of lunchmeat, take a look at this slab of mortadella. We almost forgot we had this clip. (Just like we almost forget he was ever that chubby!)