Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Friday, September 22, 2006

Steve is correct. Something is not right at Spumoni. I thought that Uncle V being there would increase the level of masculinity within its walls. It has not. Manicures? What is this nonsense. I recall the construction of the marisa circle deck and i am not aware of anyone participating in manicures or pedicures. What has the world come to? I wonder what granpa would say if he knew? Did he take a break in his daily deliveries of ice to get a nice clear french manicure for grandma? WWGS? What Would Giuseppe Say?? Hed say.........Manicure? Get outta hear. manicure yer ass....... DO they do that too???

As for sandwiches of epic proportion. I was only about 7 and i remember Uncle Lenny taking an entire pizza and laying out genoa salami, ham, swiss,capicola,mortadella and tomatoes on top. He then folded it in half and ate it like a sandwich. Amazing..... I watched in awe hoping to someday be as powerful a warrior at the dinner table. Amazingly enough he is now 80 and still eating like that. Bow down mortals....