You batted without donning a cup? You? To quote ..Vito.., "Wow!" I can't think of a better example of staring down history. Mojo should never comprehend what you were trying to forget.

I too have heard the "I can't wait until you have kids" speech. In fact, it contributed to my not having kids. Oh, sure, then I would get to say, "I can't wait until you have kids." Somehow, that doesn't seem to justify it all. By the way, try a bananas and peanut butter sandwich.Or, better yet, go all Elvis and fry it

So what is in store for the Kahuna mobile? Hydraulics? Low rider? Put in a horn that plays the Godfather theme? I can't believe you remember the sawdust on the floor at Capital Meats. In a way that was our Satriale's. Looks like "Eyebrows" isn't long for the show - maybe there's a Screen Actors' Guild card in your future.

Cookie's class expreiment reminds me of my genetics class in college. My lab partner and I performed the standard fruit fly (Drosophila melanogaster) experiment but all we found was a lethal mutation. Luckily, science recognizes the emperical method and I passed genetics lab. Cookie probably didn't get to play with ether, though. I don't recommend it, either!

Funny you should mention bar-b-q. I used to be a member of the Greter Omaha Bar-b-q Society and have a Brinkmann Cimarron smoker. Never smoked shrimp, though. Usually pork, fowl and beef. And veggies like peppers, corn and onions. More like a tornado for your plate, really

What a week I have planned: one day in the office, then four days in class. A train-the-trainer no less. I bet I spend four days thinking about garlic. And bananas.