Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Ree has returned to the Macaroni Dish, causing happiness to erupt across the countryside. Did she mention that her Memorial Day involved meats grilled over an open flame? During a brief conversation with Big Kahuna last night I was led to believe that Frylock has somehow become one with the Weber grill that sits poolside at Spumoni South. His belly a firepit, his teeth a grill. His left hand has become a set of extended tongs; his right arm has flattened into a spatula. He now communicates only through smoke signals... and a rudimentary version of Morse Code that substitutes roasted peppers and grills zucchini for the dots and dashes.