Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.
Friday, May 05, 2006
Oh, forgot to mention: I hear Rob Lopicola will be appearing at the Jupiter Industrial Park this afternoon to make a major career announcement. It's his first sign of poor judgment: no one wants their headlines to languish in the relative doldrums of a Friday evening news cycle. A successful TV personality should have more media savvy. I'm a little disappointed -- but not as disappointed as I am over not being able to attend today's parking-lot press conference/autograph-signing. We all miss the big guy!