Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Yesterday I faced my fears head-on: at the family fun amusement park with my boys, I once again stood at the plate inside a batting cage.

Yeah, I had a few momentary waves of terror when the ball foul-tipped straight down. But I left the facility with my manhood intact. Well, almost intact: Mojo thought I was doing such a poor job hitting that he actually booed me from the bench behind me.

BTW, did I hear correctly that Rob Lopicola turned down NBC so he can join the Severe Weather Experts over at News 12 WPEC? I hope they're giving him the top job he deserves; I'm also sorry I didn't get a chance to sip any of the world-famous mint juleps he whipped up for the recent Kentucky Derby celebration. He steeps his mint leaves for exactly eight hours -- and that's what makes all the difference.
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