Ree speaks the truth, this weekend I spearheaded Operation Kahuna-Grill with the same determination and unbridled tenacity that fueled General Patton . Indeed, without fear I faced my worthy opponents: spareribs, steaks, chicken breast, Boars Head franks, burgers and even Portabello mushrooms (a welcome contribution made by Al-Molly-Gwenya) and emerged victorious. While at the helm of the Starship Char-Broil, my tone was so solemn that it led Peech un' Molly to comment "Wow, you're really serious when you do this". My reply" "its a duty that cannot be taken lightly" You see when one is called to the grill in our family its like receiving Holy Orders...you answer to a higher power...in this case, the Mastandrea Digestive System.

Anyway, I'm surprised Ree didn't mention my vegetable choice. My mother asked me to bring some type of green veggie, and as I scanned the produce section came across that strange mutant hybrid known as "Broccoflower". It was delicious. It was so good, that believe they should add a mutant hero to the new X-men movie and name him Broccoflower.