Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

This blog needs to attach a webcam to the hood of Bazukajoe's car -- he's a magnet for bizarre motorist activity. We also need to wire Kahuna for sound and pipe his commentary over the web. I like Ellexa's ears.

This is my first week working from the home office. Finding myself on an extended conference call, I decided at one point that I could put the call on my wireless phone, put on the headset, and stand outside in the fine spring weather.

They'd never know!

So I stood out back amidst the glorious spring: the sunshine; the budding trees; the cut grass; the lively breeze... which blew hard across the boom-microphone of my headset... causing a nasty roaring sound to blare from the speakerphone some 500 miles away... interrupting the meeting... sending me humbly back to my little workroom... indoors.

Oh well. It was worth a try.