That's what I like about Ohio: you can buy your vermouth in the supermarket. Now, a few glasses later, I'm feeling pretty good -- even as Da Chimpz chase each other around the house like banshees.

I flip from the Braves game to the Yankees game -- all of it bores me. It was gloomy and rainy all day. Where's Rob Lopicola to tell me when the sun will shine? He can whip that Jim Cantore poseur any day!

To paraphrase the mighty Asteroth:

This victory has strengthened the soul of Lopicola!