Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Monday, May 29, 2006

It's about time.
I've been wondering why my stomach has been feeling so uneasy. Was it the delicious barbeque food Frylock and Molly Goldberg made today or was it because I haven't dropped a blog in a while?

Before I forget, I'd like to blow kisses to the families living in Nebraska and Ohio. I miss you all so much!

Now for the blog...

Let me start off by saying Happy Memorial Day!
I hope all of you have been enjoying your grilled Bell Peppers, Steak, Cervalatta (according to the Vincenzo Chapter of the Encyclopedia Mastandrea) and Vermouth. I personally spent my Memorial Day doing one of the best things one can do ... watching Ellexa. No offense to those who were in the armed forces, but this year I feel incredibly honored to have, by sheer luck, supported the women who raised the children during the war for most of the day. Lord knows later on a toast when to the VinMan for his infallible cooking and baking skills in Germany during the Vietnam War. I felt very complete afterwards. Later on, we decided to play the Music Scene It? DVD Game. Pretty impressive I must say. I would like the let Frylock know that I bought that for him so that I can witness a ringing performance on his part against the evil Mr. Morbidity (is that Irish?). I know he won't let me down.
So all in all it was a pretty good day! Better than spending hours watching a marathon of the Pet Psychic. That old hag needs to be beaten by Bea Arthur while Tony Danza rubs supprasatta skin in between her toes. But you didn't hear that from me. " Mr. El Slabrador doesn't like it when you add dryer sheets when his green cardigan goes through the permanent press ..." Gimme a break. What happened to the rugged awesome pets? Speaking of which ... I wish to give a nice blogging kiss to Tarka, that amazing pup!

Wow! This blogging stuff really works. I feel better now. I was afraid that if I didn't post soon, there would be a suppository involved.