Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Thursday, June 02, 2005

Well, this news made me sad. At an otherwise offensive annual meeting back in April, I at least got to sit next to the retired judge whose small-talk consisted of charming tales that stretched back to the Ford Administration... meetings with Kissinger... some young assistant who went on to become Acting Secretary of State but couldn't quite recall his name... Great stuff, though we were soon enough silenced when the meeting came to order and any subsequent conversation was necessarily restricted to snide comments to colleagues via cellphone SMS.