Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Have I mentioned how much I hate jogging? It's been at least two months that I've been back on my old exercise drill -- out every other day to run one to two miles. It's boring as hell. And while my right knee was improving for a while, the pain is back. And for some reason my left ankle is also sore these days. And the base of my spine still hurts since I landed on it at paintball. And then there's that blown gasket in the thoracic region.

I'm in perfect condition to run the Corporate Challenge tomorrow!

What made me sign up for this? I don't think I've run three and a half miles in the last 20 years... Yeah, maybe in college, training for a boxing match that I was destined to lose... badly. But run that far now? Maybe if I was chasing a lasagna truck.

I shall blog about the experience when I am done. If I can still type.