Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Havarti,
Joe-I have one question: you wearing fitted boxers outside and knocking on the neighbor's door is funny as hell, but did you have a shirt on over the boxers? Because for some reason that image is funnier to me than you in just plain boxers-briefs. (Which is hilarious)
Talked to my mother-in-law Galina today, she's taking me to Helsinki, Finland. Anybody know anything about the Finnish, other than 1. it's cold, 2. vodka, 3. cheese? I'm totally psyched though!!
Today, while Jenia was at work, I hung out with Steve after he got out of work and he made me a fabulous dinner. It was a culinary breakfast bonanza, we ate off of small plates with animals on them, and little animal ear partisians. It was a blast. After that, we headed over to Joey's house, where Darrell was patching up the door. Joey and Jessica were watching a nauseating show about unlucky tourists who contract rare worm diseases that infultrate every oriface in their body. Jenia met us there after he went to Publix where he bought a pound of turkey and swiss with a loaf of bread and jug of grape juice. He offered the body and blood to everyone, but we all declined. So with that, he ate 3 sandwiches all by himself.