The Corporate Challange wasn't so bad, at least the road part. We were jogging, not running, so my breathing was fine throughout (though I'd like to know what's gotten into my left ankle these days). The real problem? Too many friggin' people: morons who want to stroll four-across with their office pals, "speed-walkers" swinging their idiot arms, and other frustrated runners trying to bob and weave through the bumper-to-bumper traffic. By about the halfway point the pack thinned out -- but the overall experience was blowjhinski. I need a new exercise regimen... My legs are getting old and uncooperative.

I'm going into the other room to ask Alane if she ever wanted to try Greco-Roman wrestling. I think if we pushed the coffee table out of the way we'd have enough room right here.