Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

I received an interesting package from Tuckahoe today. These were its actual contents:

1. An official WWVS? coffee mug (which, by the way, is the greatest mug ever created)
2. A George W Bush poseable action figure.
3. A Beck's Dark Beer T-shirt.
4. Diecast metal model of a 2002 Mercedes M Class sedan.
5. Diecast metal model of a 2002 Plymouth Prowler.
6. CD-R inscribed "mo' macaron'".
7. CD-R titled "Go-Thumb City".

Here is the challenge: review the above list and identify the common theme shared by all seven items.

EXTRA CREDIT: Create a comparative analysis between the package and its importance to my survival in Palm Beach Gardens and the importance of Piggy's spectacles on the children's survival in William Golding's Lord of the Flies. Good luck.