Paintball. I love paintball. I went up to a 300 acre paintball place in Pennsylvania with a bunch of goofballs in our 3rd year of higher education. There was only about 12 guys. not enough of us to get our own field. They pair us up with some red neck crew of guys that have been huntin duck since they were 5. I never even held a gun before. So needless to say we got beat down pretty bad but we went down cursing and degrading these guys. If i am getting hit by 12 paintballs from 6 directiuons i am making sure these people know how i really feel. I actually went with Joe Shtrimps. He never spent more than 20 second in the game. He got hit as soon as they blew the start whistle. I never ran that hard before. It was better not knowing the opponent. We were told we must wear masks to protect the face but no one told us about the testicles. When your laying in the wet grass stalking the confederate douche that just fired 18 paintballs and knocked 1 guy off a bridge into the ravine and a paintball hits you in the taint. Thats a hurt. I ran acrossa log connecting 2 sides of a ravine and busted my ass. Your right, the welts appear soon on the car ride home. The real pain rears its ugly face when the alarm goes off the next morning. You don't feel it till you try to open your eyes. Even your eyebrows hurt. And for john that may be a big hurt, theres a lot of eyebrow going on there. Its still a blast. I would do it again any day.

You want to talk pain. Let Big Steve drag your ass around the lake in a floatable chariot with a jetski. He is insane. Me and Little Joe were on the back and the idea is to get up enough speed for the chariot to stand like a real one and allow the riders to stand up. This is no easy task. We tried about 15 times. One spin left Joe floating in the lake and me hanging on to the end of the chariot while my body bounced up and down in the water. My shorts flew off and my twinkie was banging into the water at top speed. I crossed my feet so i didnt lose them while steve tried to drag me over to Joe. That was a beaten. We did get it to work a few times. it was a cool feeling. I love jetski's. I dont think ree does though.

One day the story of Angie's boat pulling us on a 3 man towable will be discussed. That was fun.