Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Friday, June 03, 2005

Steve pointed out that the poor bastard from the USDA who stumbled onto the blog got here via a web search on how to build a batting cage. Imagine that: all he wanted was a place to hit a few baseballs and instead he got a faceful of spinach pizza.

Come to think of it... that's exactly what happened to me back in 1999.