Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Sunday, June 26, 2005

Flipping through the channels last night I stumbled upon a playing of that 1987 sci-fi, tough-guy classic Predator. Naturally I left it on for a while. And I realized: of all the lame-ass actors in that movie, no less than two went on to become duly-elected governors of rather large states.

I thought to myself, "Does this mean Carl Weathers is next?" But a web-search revealed that SNL got there already.