Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Monday, June 13, 2005

"Wacko Jacko Gets Off" would be a good joke if it wasn't so obvious. Much better is what I overheard at the office not two minutes after the verdict was rendered. Said a coworker:

"They should have given him at least some jail time for coming to court dressed like Cap'n Crunch."

I hadn't thought of it quite that way, but I tend to agree.