The Department of Agriculture is currently investigating the suspiciously high demand for broccoli rabe in the Tuckahoe region, particularly in and around Stew Leonards, so it was just a matter of time before they started monitoring this site for info.

Speaking of strange dorm experiences,one time I was walking the hall and smelled a stench so foul I could feel puke rising from my knees. Sitting on the floor in front of Rocco Nocera's closed dorm room door was a paper plate holding a huge, tar-black, steaming turd...with a pink bow! I stared in disbelief trying to decode the message it was trying to convey. The paper plate implied "eat shit", but that would not explain the dainty pink bow. Was the paper plate merely a thoughtful way of ensuring a quick and easy clean up for the victim? Was the pink bow a comment on the victim's masculinity? And what the hell infection did this guy have to produce such an un-natural stink? Years have passed, I still do not know.

P.S. I was reflecting on the hilarious state of the EU and I was thinking of that song "The United States of...Whatever"