Cops. I must concur there is nothing like watching a man explain to the cops why his wife looks like meatloaf. He's covered in blood, not an ounce his own. She wouldn't wipe for me officer. I had to do it. The only show containing a more bizarre assortment of inbred malformed social outcasts would be Vin's favorite "Jerry Springer" . There is nothing like 2 lesbian midget strippers squaring off on camera for the love of a 450 pound pre-op transexual that likes to make hats out of ground beef. The talent pool that this show taps is a genetic cul-de-sac. I'd rather be watching Jack Ass. If they must act like outpatients at the Brooklyn School for the Handicap they might as well be constructive and willing participants. I'm always eager to see what region of our great nation these misfits gravitate from and its FLORIDA nearly 90% of the time. Well Ree got me started on the Jerry tirade. Now to more pressing issues. Ill be up tomorrow at 6am. REE.....That sauce better have been started or I will be rousting you from your slumber to begin the process. If its not an 8 hour sauce its not worthy of being blended in the same serving bowl as Occi d'Lupo or ravioli. I was thinking there should be a new macaroni called prostatini that is shaped like the lower bowels. Okay now i really need to go to bed. But strangely i am hungry.