Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Wednesday, June 18, 2003

At the office yesterday we all chipped in for a lottery ticket. We said if we won, we'd go outside to the Mr Softee truck on the corner, and make him an offer for it -- then hit the road.

We all thought it was a good plan.

But we didn't win.