I wonder how many Weinermobiles there are. Within the last month I was eastbound on I-80 nearing Omaha when I passed a westbound Weinermobile. It must be tricky to park.

Regarding well water, I'm just south of Omaha and we're connected to their municipal systems (potable water and waste water). There is one well on the property I rent, which isn't too surprising since I live less than a mile from the Misouri River. Lots of residents in my county have wells. Stay away from the ones that didn't leave adequate distance between the well and the septic system.

Bachelor life? I can see it now - John buying a keg of beer and inviting Otto over to play cards and have a few drinks.