Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Tuesday, June 17, 2003

I'm back at the office after a weekend in Cleveland and a not unpleasant flight into Westchester Airport last night. It's worth the extra bucks to skip the LaGuardai hassles. Guido drove me back and we somehow guzzled half a bottle of Madeira before he finally brought his celery plants upstairs to his mother. But even that was good news because she had set up a plate for food for me!

Bachelor week is off to a grand start.

Tonight I shall organize the heaps of belongings that have accumulate in the pantry by the back door (and in the process finish off the other half of that bottle).

Hey Steve, don't make me have to tell that story of Tommy giving you that shave.

"You a-give the aspirin a headache."