Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Monday, June 23, 2003

Hey John I was wondering how Fathers Day went. Did you return home with any strange new toys from the asian men that patiently wait for Uncle Vito to come down thier street. He is like an urban legend in thier culture. They wait many years and spin many tales about the strange man from the GPO. I wonder if anyone has tried to sell him anything weird. Like ball scratchers or maybe a hard hat with a light for those evening walks in the 38th street park.