Speaking of soil.
I once opened the septic tank cover on our front lawn. Make a note that this is not a healthy practice. The toilets had backed up in the house and we had a heavy rain. I figured it couldn't hurt. I was mistaken. Have you ever tried to put your thumb over the garden hose while its running? This pipe started bubbling and next thing I know is theres a whole lot of meatballs and meatloaf with gravy on the lawn. I think we eat too much red meat. Since then we have decided to practice septic tank drills. We map an escape route that is free of refuse and plan where we will plant bracciole if we had no toilets. Hey remind me to tell you about Peek a boo. Have you ever seen a stripper with a 38 inch G-string? Steve and Jenia have.