Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Wednesday, June 18, 2003

Weiner mobile. That would seem like the logical progression from Hyundai to Weiner. And I saw that apparition as well a giant hot dog rolling down PGA is very disturbing. I want to drive a really manly vehicle, THE ZAMBONI. Now there a wish i've had for a long time. Well that and .....OH YEAH HUGE PECTORAL MUSCLES. Well today we got the water system fixed. So now showers will seem less like eggs rotting in the sun. Theres a unique foulness to perfectly clear clean water that leaves the shower head smelling like its leaving the colon. And that lovely scent that greets you in the bathroom. You always feel like the seat will definately be warm when you sit on it. You get well water in Nebraska? Why when I say I have well water to anyone that doesn't live in Florida do they always envision me lowering a bucket down a hole? These are things i ponder.