Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Thursday, June 12, 2003

Small world - not that I'd want to paint it. Our neighbors on our southern border have two horses.

Great news on the radio today - eastern Nebraska is out of its agricultural drought. It's officially safe for me to get a spare bottle of propane for my torch and begin collecting fireworks.

It's one thing to discuss heads, but please leave hair lines out of it. The forehead fairy can stop visiting - I have enough already! It's not like I can comb my monobrow back and fool anyone.