Back East? If El Duce heard it refered to as such he would be very disappointed. He is equally disturbed by those describing thier origins as UP NORTH. Does back east mean 38th street? Spumoni South is located East however it is 1200 miles from there. You can always make a pit stop. We live in an equestrian area. Dirt roads and horses but we still don't own any. We have very little constraints when it comes to noise or firework or whatever. We have burned anything you can name in bonfires at our home. We hit flaming golfballs at the church. We attempted the 5 man tower once in the pool. We have watched backyard wrestling projected onto a 40ft screen hung in my front yard. We burned about $4000 in fireworks and proceeded to burn anything flammable till the sun came up. We fired several unsuccessful model rockets in our are. One hit the neighbors house but thats okay hes fairly incoherent most hours of the day. John has been witness to some of this insanity. The true insanity is yet to come. We have added Jenia to the family.

We very often change his name as well. He is known as Jenia Flect, Jenia Wine, Dolph, Arnold, and Hey can you take out that garbage. Steve left out a few though... Peoria, Prevacet ,Premyat, Garafolo, Nazgarofy.